![]() ![]() but as soon as we finally got one, disappointment followed in swift order. The unspoken truth about Stretch Armstrong is this: we all wanted one. ![]() Indeed, he was even easier to manipulate than an apricot-skinned emotionally-volatile egomaniac with narcissistic personality disorder, who got voted into high office on the mistaken belief that he'd finally get the respect and validation he's spent his entire life craving, yet is so lacking any real convictions of his own that he'll do whatever the hell his advisers tell him to do, so long as he thinks it'll raise cheers from his voter base.Īs Netflix prepares to launch a new Stretch Armstrong animated TV series, here's a gallery of classic Stretch Armstrong toys. What do you think the chances are that we'll get through it without making any suggestive jokes.? Mostly likely low. and remain at that size for a few moments, before slowly returning to his original flaccid dimensions. With his supple membrane filled to the throat with corn syrup, pliable Armstrong could - as his name implied - be stretched up to five or six feet. And for good reason: if there's one thing boys desire more than anything, it's being able to tug on a pudgy, semi-naked man who wears a pair of skin-tight rubber pants, and is seemingly untroubled by nipples. We don’t guarantee that we will receive your returned item.Created in 1976 by US toy giant Kenner, Stretch Armstrong was something of a late-70s phenomenon. If you are shipping an item over $75, you should consider using a trackable shipping service or purchasing shipping insurance. If you receive a refund, the cost of return shipping will be deducted from your refund.ĭepending on where you live, the time it may take for your exchanged product to reach you, may vary. You will be responsible for paying for your own shipping costs for returning your item. To return your product, you should mail your product to: If the item wasn’t marked as a gift when purchased, or the gift giver had the order shipped to themselves to give to you later, we will send a refund to the gift giver and he will find out about your return. Once the returned item is received, a gift certificate will be emailed to you. If the item was marked as a gift when purchased and shipped directly to you, you’ll receive a gift credit for the value of your return. If you need to exchange it for the same item, send us an email at and send your item to: We only exchange items if they are not defective or damaged. Only regular priced items may be refunded, unfortunately sale items cannot be refunded. If you’ve done all of this and you still have not received your refund yet, please contact us at items (if applicable) There is often some processing time before a refund is posted. Then contact your credit card company, it may take some time before your refund is officially posted. If you haven’t received a refund yet, first check your bank account again. If you are approved, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within a certain amount of days. We will also notify you of the approval or rejection of your refund. Once your return is received and inspected, we will send you an email to notify you that we have received your returned item. There are certain situations where only partial refunds are granted (if applicable)Īny item not in its original condition, is damaged or missing parts for reasons not due to our error and any item that is returned more than 30 days after delivery Please do not send your purchase back to the manufacturer. To complete your return, we require a receipt or proof of purchase. Several types of goods are exempt from being returned: Mixed open lots such as Doorables, Tsum Tsums, and Shopkins are exempt from being returned It must also be in the original packaging. To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately we can’t offer you a refund or exchange. Return costs are the responsibility of the customer. (Please Note:). Your refund will be processed within 14 days from the time we receive your returned product, in the original unopened packaging. We will refund 100% of your purchase price (less shipping costs) for any reason within the first 30 days from the date of purchase. We guarantee that you will be satisfied with your purchase or YOUR MONEY BACK!
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